Things That Are Weird: Part Two

  1. My mom saying she doesn’t like to microwave things in plastic and me thinking, me too, but what the fuck does it matter because I got cancer anyway. 
  2. I used to be able to walk my dog.
  3. I still have to do my taxes.
  4. Talking to my guy friends about my boobs.
  5. Standing downstairs in the dark at 3:30am eating a piece of bread in a four-hour sleepless spell looking outside thinking, there are people out there who have whole lives.