
Things That Are Weird: Part Three
Opening your budget tracking sheet for the first time in six weeks and seeing a tab that says “DCIS Expenses” and it having a pretty
Navigating dual primary cancer—one step, one rep, one breath at a time.
by Alli Houseworth

Opening your budget tracking sheet for the first time in six weeks and seeing a tab that says “DCIS Expenses” and it having a pretty

This is my first one of these posts, so I’m going to backtrack a bit before circling back to the news I got last week.

It’s nine days after surgery and I have my first post-op with my plastic surgeon. The goal is simple: see if we can remove my

What were your symptoms? Breast Cancer None. The two areas of DCIS were discovered on a routine mammogram. The IDC was discovered on a standard-issue

February 23, 2026 Fourteen days post-op — boots on broadway If you had told me one week ago that I would feel like this— energized,

Do you have insurance? Are you on your ex-husband’s insurance? Yes, I have insurance. No, I’m not on my ex-husband’s insurance. When our divorce was

My mom saying she doesn’t like to microwave things in plastic and me thinking, me too, but what the fuck does it matter because I

What surgery did you have? On February 9, 2026 I had a single mastectomy on the left side and a mastopexy (lift) on the right

Do I renew my yoga teaching insurance for the year? Will I teach this year? Looking at emails from before surgery. People moving to different

Week One: Post-Op Hell I thought this would be the easy part. This is the part I thought I knew. Even though I’ve never done
Navigating dual primary cancer—one step, one rep, one breath at a time.