
The Plunge
Emily, my current-but-soon-to-be-former boss at the yoga studio where I work, pulls up in front of my house and sends me a text, “Here!” I
Navigating dual primary cancer—one step, one rep, one breath at a time.
by Alli Houseworth

Emily, my current-but-soon-to-be-former boss at the yoga studio where I work, pulls up in front of my house and sends me a text, “Here!” I

I got my pathology report back sooner than expected and was able to speak with my colorectal oncologist, Dr. Cannon, about it. After cutting the

If I had to summarize the three weeks since my last diagnosis and treatment update I’d say it’s been about wrapping one thing up and

We’re moving into the next block (tissue expander to implant swap surgery), which means it’s time to get back to boobs. Which is objectively more

Yesterday, Tuesday, May 19th, 2026, was my last infusion day of this round of chemo and, because I am a bit of a data nerd,

On my first day of chemotherapy, I was handed a “swag bag.” Inside: information about my pump—which, by the way, my brother aptly named Sir

Another round of chemo down. We’re officially in the back half… of Chemo Part One. My primary goal this week was to get a clearer

No big updates this week, but here’s a collection of a few small things: Chemo Another round of chemo is in the books—third of six

Greetings from another week of chemo ass-kicking. This time, we got the nausea under control. Incredible win. (It only took 10 billion meds—by which I

It’s 3:45am. I’ve been lying in bed, wide awake, for 30 minutes. All I can think about is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I
Check your inbox for a confirmation email. Once you’ve confirmed your email address you will start getting updates!
As new updates are posted to the site, you will get an email in your inbox. Please be advised that the first email may go to your spam folder. Check for an email with the subject line: New post on Lumps & Humps (and bumps)
Emails will come from alli@lumpsandhumps.com – If you add this email to your contacts, it should avoid spam and be delivered to your inbox.
Navigating dual primary cancer—one step, one rep, one breath at a time.