
Why Alli Has Cancer – Theory Four: Microplastics, the Covid Vaccine, and the Italian Mafia
Let me tell you: there’s nothing quite like discussing organized crime with your plastic surgeon while lying topless in an exam chair as she fills
Navigating dual primary cancer—one step, one rep, one breath at a time.
by Alli Houseworth

Let me tell you: there’s nothing quite like discussing organized crime with your plastic surgeon while lying topless in an exam chair as she fills

These two questions came from my colorectal oncologist, who I’ve referred to here as Dr. C but I’ll now call him by his full name:

Look. Something goes wrong, blame the dog, right? This is my theory: my dog gave me cancer. Two cancers. Absurd! Here’s the thing about this

“But you’re so young! Why you have a cancer problem?!” my nurse Kyoung asked as she hooked my port up to that day’s iron infusion.
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Navigating dual primary cancer—one step, one rep, one breath at a time.